The camel toe shorts with tights. It’s like someone took a pair of mom jeans and made them into shorts. Not flattering on anyone, ever. If you insist on wearing your denim shorts during the colder months, try a pair that’s not so high waisted to avoid that camel/mom look.
Fake thick framed glasses or the 3D glasses you’ve punched the lenses out of do not make you look “super nerdy” but really, like a middle school kid trying to be “unique”. These are only acceptable if a) They are not ridiculously huge frames for being your REAL glasses or b) They complete your Halloween costume.
As for the thin framed brown/clear frames, you might automatically be labeled a weirdo if you seriously wear these in public. We’re unsure who exactly you’re trying to mimic – either Steve Urkel or Lorraine Swanson. But either way, you cannot be taken seriously. Only wear if you’re trying to impersonate said characters.
Leggings as pants. You are not a pop star, so do not try this. And pop stars, this is for the stage only. No matter what the size you are, you should not be wearing leggings as pants. It makes you look lazy. And half of the time, the outfit you’ve paired the “legging pants” with, would have looked ten times better with black skinny jeans. My only exception for leggings is a) under a tunic or dress or b) for more active activities like yoga or ballet. And even then, they should still have more support. No one wants to see your underwear through the stretching threads of your “pants”.
Just wear pants. Come on.
And speaking of ridiculous pants…
Let’s just leave the Harem pants to Aladdin. I have never seen these look flattering on ANYONE. If you must purchase this design, because they’re “comfortable” or whatever, make sure no one sees you lounging about in your home. They’ll probably assume you’re wearing them to disguise your diaper. Not cute.
Have any other pet peeves when it comes to fashion? Please share them!
For the world’s worst shoes, check out this ancient entry that I made when I first started up this blog.